I was reading an article on the website Life Western Style and I just had to laugh out loud. The article is called How to Milk a Cow. My first husband and I had a farm years ago. And he always milked the cow but I decided I wanted to try it at least once. I just wish that I had read this article before I ever attempted to milk that cow. I might have had more success. They really walk you through milking a cow step by step. So if you think you want to try your hand at milking then you should read this article and pay attention to what it says. I wish I had.